Lemming750

Last Updated
Sunday, September 13, 2009 9:30 PM

(Click around, there's links all over the place !?!?!

Quote of the Week.... Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine !?!?!?

Need a good Builder / Roofer in the Manchester area?
Check out this guy, Definitely Recommended !?!?
Alliance Roofing & Building .... Click HERE

Check out Glam Alice on Myspace

BBC News

Google

Did You Know....

Venus is the only
planet in our solar
system that rotates
anticlockwise?
(Well Venus is
associated with
women so what
do you expect ??)

Ladies, if you like Lingerie, click on the link below !!

Betty Boop

Blogs

1 Where the fk are they ??

2 Cybersex (funny)

3 Subway Virgin

4 Return of the Subway

or you could always "youtube" if you're bored !!!!

Hand

Youtube

Dust Mites !?!?!?

Each eyelash hosts a minimum of three hundred dust mites
Click Here

Team Howarth Racing
(Sandra & Darrell, 2 of the finest people you could wish to meet, I wish you all the best in your future ventures)

Can you believe that my friend owned a Superbike Team? They won the Privateers Cup in their First Season (2007) !! They made history Dude

Tris

Got any good comments?
........ or even anything funny you want to send me??

Email me here.....

(For Barbara)

Do you know who this is ?

Bloody Donkeys....

More people are killed
annually by donkeys
than are killed in
airplane crashes.

(copyright Uncle Rotter)

The mass of all the ants on Earth is more than the mass of all the people on Earth.

(Click the ant for more facts)

Finest Band known in the civilised world !?!? They should be made National Treasures !?!?

Justin Sandercoe - Heeeeelloo there, youtube guitar teaching at it's finest

Siggi Mertens - Youtube Guitar again

Rock on good people - Youtube Guitar Teaching

Cartoonage (Not life changing or spectacular but just really really good to watch)

Rant !?!?!

Okay, see now I have a theory about Donkeys, they're not as cute & innocent as they make out !?!? They're out to take over the world .......oh you may laugh but you just wait & see, they go to Donkey spy school when they're young & they're trained to lull us into a false sense of security !!!! You know when you see them on Blackpool Beach, those silly little straw hats that they wear? Well under those hats are little video cameras, watching everything we do, waiting for the right moment, the end of the world isn't going to come by all out nuclear war from America or the Middle East, it's going to come from Blackpool, & by the time you've realised what's happening it will all be over. All those people that disappear in Blackpool, do you REALLY think they just walk into the sea or stow away on a boat to another country? Don't be daft, they've been kidnapped by the Donkeys, they're carrying out all kinds of foul experiments even as we speak (or at least, even as you read), you think the aliens are bad with their anal probes, you aint seen nothing till you've seen what a Donkey can do with a toffee apple, a tin of swarfega & a bucket of sand !?!?!?!

And another thing, they're not even waterproof