Where the f*ck are they !?!?!

You know what, somewhere in this b*stard room that's only about 7 foot by f*cking 4 foot nothing I have the biggest bag of f*cking fuses that you've ever seen, there's fuses in there of whatever b*stard size you want, every f*ckin' amperage known to mankind, & can I find the f*cking thing now that my speakers have blown, can I b*llox !?!?!?
I dont believe it, what is it with me & things disappearing !?!?!? I saw it last week but where the f*ck has it gone ?????? It can't have just disappeared !?!?!? All I want is a f*ckin' 1 amp fuse so I can listen to some music while I'm surfing the net, or even listen to the stuff on youtube !?!? But "NO", that's too f*ckin' easy for me isn't it, that would be just too f*ckin' simple, so now I either sit here in f*ckin' silence (apart from the Donkeys whispering & the screaming in my head) or I spend the next 2 f*ckin' hours turning the tiniest room in the world upside down to find a tw*tting 1 amp fuse & by the time I find the f*ckin' thing I'll be that f*ckin' wound up that I won't be able to sit here & do anything !?!?!?
I'm f*ckin' sick of it, honestly, why the f*ck does this world hate me so much that EVERYTHING that I try to do ends up in a b*stard p*ss pot !?!?!? I try to be nice to people but where does it get me !?!? F*ckin' nowhere, that's b*stard where !?!?!?!?
All I want is a motherf*ckin' camelhumping tiny little p*ssflap of a b*stard f*ckin' fuse.............. why is that so f*ckin' hard ?????????????
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggg  !?!?!?!?!

And then the b*strd box underneath this f*ckin rant box has the BALLS to sit there looking at me saying "Tell us what you're reading, watching, or listening to:" & I sh*t you not, the first thing that it says in the f*ckin' b*stard options box is "Playing Music" !?!?!?!?

Are they taking the f*ckin' p*ss out of me or what !?!?!?!?